{"id":4044,"date":"2010-02-02T08:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T13:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37d57f8fa2.nxcli.io\/blog\/?p=4044"},"modified":"2010-03-03T16:08:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T21:08:12","slug":"crutch-on-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marketingforsuccess.com\/blog\/email-marketing\/crutch-on-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Got a Crutch on You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">May I speak frankly? I&#8217;ve been on crutches for three weeks now and have come to one, simple conclusion: There&#8217;s nothing very convenient about it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You can&#8217;t carry anything; you can&#8217;t find a good place to put the crutches when you&#8217;re sitting in a restaurant, or a movie theater, or an airplane; and you may as well not even bother trying to take care of business in a public restroom.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">No, my friend, I&#8217;m sorry to say that crutches add nothing to your overall speed and mobility, a fact that explains why so few land mammals have evolved to the point where they are born with these appendages already attached.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But there is a silver lining: Crutches, I&#8217;ve discovered in recent weeks, are the ultimate, conversation ice breaker.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.marketingforsuccess.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/newsletting-marketing-tips.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4047\" title=\"newsletting marketing tips\" src=\"https:\/\/www.marketingforsuccess.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/newsletting-marketing-tips.jpg\" alt=\"newsletting marketing tips\" width=\"92\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Everywhere I go \u2013 the supermarket, the gym, my office parking lot \u2013 complete strangers go out of their way to chat me up. The fact is, I&#8217;ve been approached by more people in the last three weeks than in the previous three <em>years<\/em> combined. (I know what you&#8217;re thinking: Too bad you didn&#8217;t know about this crutch thing when you were still single.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But why, I&#8217;ve wondered while massaging my aching underarms, is this so?<strong> <\/strong>What&#8217;s so compelling about a perfect stranger on crutches that has people crossing the street to talk to him? I&#8217;ve got two thoughts on this, both of which (surprise, surprise) relate to what makes for an effective E-Newsletter:<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>1. Crutches beg a question.<\/strong> The most      common greeting from my crutch-infatuated new friends is, &#8220;What did      you do to your leg?&#8221; To a person, everyone wants to know what      happened. Seeing me hobble by is like watching half a movie; they can&#8217;t      rest until they know how it ends.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A well written newsletter also adds an element of suspense.<strong> <\/strong>I don&#8217;t mean of the murder mystery kind, but it ought to be intriguing enough and <em>unpredictable<\/em> enough that readers stick with you, if only to find out where you&#8217;re going. My favorite format is a (seemingly unrelated) lead-in story that finally resolves to make a connection with some useful piece of information.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>2. Crutches are familiar, and yet unexpected.<\/strong> I bet you&#8217;ve seen people on crutches before. I also bet you haven&#8217;t seen      anybody <em>today<\/em> on crutches. You      know what they are, but they&#8217;re still uncommon enough to catch your      attention when a pair clomps by.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Similarly, your monthly newsletter presents a dozen opportunities each year to either bore or fascinate your readers. <strong>And in my experience, it&#8217;s less about the particular topic chosen than it is the way you decide to approach it that makes the difference.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Consider an example from the newsletter of one of my clients, a market research firm.<strong> <\/strong>The topic was &#8220;instrument bias&#8221; \u2013 the pollution of research results through the delivery of a badly constructed survey. Not exactly edge-of-your-seat stuff, I admit. And yet by using a recent comic strip from the Sunday paper to demonstrate the concept, the topic suddenly became clear, funny and memorable\u2026 three words you don&#8217;t usually see sharing a sentence with &#8220;market research.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Okay, here&#8217;s the bottom line.<\/strong> For my money, most people writing business communications (E-Newsletters being just one example) spend much too much time fine-tuning the idea, and not enough time thinking about the best way for it to be communicated. I think that&#8217;s a mistake.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Because while there certainly has to be some useful meat within every message you send, if that&#8217;s <em>all<\/em> there is, you&#8217;ll have a hard time getting and keeping the attention of your readers, most of whom are way more starved for an interesting diversion, than they are for information.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; <em>Michael<\/em><\/p>\n<table style=\"text-align: left;\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"8\" cellpadding=\"8\" width=\"450\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"450\" height=\"0\" valign=\"top\" bgcolor=\"#ececec\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marketingforsuccess.com\/blog\/michael-katz\/\">About Michael Katz<\/a><\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mfsstore.com\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluepenguindevelopment.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">www.BluePenguinDevelopment.com<\/a><br \/>\n<strong> Related Resources<\/strong><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marketingforsuccess.com\/blog\/author\/mkatz\/\"><br \/>\nMore Posts by Michael Katz<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>To discover the easy and inexpensive ways <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">anyone can attract more clients and maximize their profits<\/span>, sign up for your<strong> <\/strong><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marketingforsuccess.com\/free8-s.html\">FREE <\/a><\/strong><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marketingforsuccess.com\/free8-s.html\">Profit Now <\/a><\/strong><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marketingforsuccess.com\/free8-s.html\">Report<\/a>. <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px; text-align: left;\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\" href=\"http:\/\/reblog.zemanta.com\/zemified\/27c6ccdb-a14d-4ad0-b32d-64dc7fbaf2f0\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" style=\"border: medium none; float: right;\" src=\"http:\/\/img.zemanta.com\/reblog_e.png?x-id=27c6ccdb-a14d-4ad0-b32d-64dc7fbaf2f0\" alt=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\" \/><\/a><span class=\"zem-script more-related more-info pretty-attribution paragraph-reblog\"><script src=\"http:\/\/static.zemanta.com\/readside\/loader.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May I speak frankly? I&#8217;ve been on crutches for three weeks now and have come to one, simple conclusion: There&#8217;s nothing very convenient about it. 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